But enough of that....
What I originally planned to talk about was an acquaintance and a headhunter spam email that they received:
From Headhunter:
I wanted to bring this Lead Software Engineer opportunity with DTCC back to the top of your inbox. At DTCC, they recognize that their
continued success is directly attributed to their talented team. Still
not sure?
DTCC employees work at
the center of the world’s financial markets, bringing both innovation
and stability to the entire post-trade lifecycle. Their work environment
favors openness and gives people the freedom to do their jobs well, by
encouraging diverse opinions and emphasizing teamwork. When you join
their team, you’ll have an opportunity to make meaningful contributions
at a company that is recognized as a thought leader in both the
financial services and technology industries.
A few awesome benefits you'll receive while working at DTCC:
- Competitive compensation, including base pay and annual incentive
- Comprehensive health and life insurance and well-being benefits, based on location
- Retirement benefits
- Paid Time Off and other leave of absence
- Flexible/Hybrid Work Arrangements
Let’s chat so I can tell you more about this ex-dynamic and diverse group of professionals!
My acquaintance, someone with brain cancer, posted this to their friends:
I'm currently dying of brain cancer. How are your work from
grave policies? Or work from afterlife? Or, do your health benefits
cover reincarnation? Leave of absence to be dead?
I'm glad that my acquaintance has a sense of gallows humor. Maybe, this is why they have lasted longer than expected....
I'm glad that my acquaintance has a sense of gallows humor. Maybe, this is why they have lasted longer than expected....
