The above caricature seems fitting for today, as I had to go in for my colonoscopy today and then be awake enough to deal with a co-op board meeting. Of course, I didn't get much sleep last night, so staying awake until I'm back home would be the most important thing on my mind.
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Around 6:00, I drank the last of the ghastly fluid, and I spent the next 2 hours treating myself like royalty - if you get what I mean. And then I had the last liquid of the morning, as I wasn't allowed to have any fluids within 2 hours of my procedure. Shortly afterward, I got myself ready to go to the hospital, and Vicki was waiting for me as scheduled. She noted that it was a little bit of a surprise to see me as Mario today. But then, she knows me in both modes, and part of her didn't realize that I'd have to present as Mario today.
Normally, I'd budget about 30 minutes to reach the hospital. That's about how long it took, in spite of a few slow moving trucks that got in the way. But we were there early, and that worked to our advantage, as I still had more paperwork to take care of when we got to the hospital. And then it was upstairs to the floor where my procedure was to be performed.
Of course, my doctor was running late with other patients, and our expected procedure time was being delayed 30 minutes. Getting into my hospital gown, I realized that I'd be handing Vicki two of my most valuable things: my cellphone and wallet. So I made sure to hand her these things before I packed my clothes into a small bag that would follow me into the procedure room and then to the recovery room. At this point, I was "in for a penny, and in for a pound." Any ambivalence I might have had became meaningless, as I was committed for the next 2-3 hours.
By the time the doctor was able to get around to me, he was an hour behind schedule. Vicki noted that the doc looked like a famous singer - and I agreed with her. Soon, I was whisked away to the procedure room, and was unconscious a few minutes later. When I regained consciousness, I wasn't groggy, but I knew I was off. Having Vicki with me gave me the confidence that nothing would be missed when the doc came to tell me what he found - nothing to worry about, but tissues were being sent to the lab just to be safe. Soon, I was dressed and ready to go. Vicki and I went to the local diner where we both ate more than we should have. The food was good, and well worth the extra calories. And then I was dropped off at my apartment, where I'd spend the rest of the day.
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Once home, I took a nap, and woke up just in time to start the co-op zoom meeting. It was a struggle to stay awake, as I was still recovering from both a lack of sleep and being anesthetized, But I made it through the meeting, and was ready to go back to sleep once I finished my dinner....
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