DENTIST
-n.
A prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coins out of your pocket.
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The above definition comes from Ambrose Bierce's "Devil's Dictionary." Unlike most people, I am comfortable investing in my teeth. My mouth may be the one area of my body that is in very good shape. But then, I pay enough for the privilege of having good teeth.
Two months ago, I made an appointment to have a failing filling replaced. Lately, I've been going to the dentist as Marian, and have never had any problems with it. Today, I was so comfortable, that after the filling was replaced, that I slipped out of Marian's voice and used Mario's voice. Luckily, I feel comfortable with this dentist in both modes, and will go to my appointments in the way I'm dressed for the day.
Since I knew that it would run me $500 to get the work done on my tooth, I figured that I'd use a new credit card and qualify for a rebate. Now that I've broken the $500 floor of charges made in 3 months, I should get a $200 credit sent to me sometime in the future. Although I took a 2 point to my credit score, I don't expect that this will affect me that much.
Right now, I'm expecting a temporary cash flow shortfall. No, I can pay all of my debts with money from any one of my bank accounts with some to spare. Instead, I've simply needed to use plastic to take advantage of some very good deals which will benefit me in the long term.
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